If you're reading this, than you obviously wanna here what I have to say about things and I thank you for that.
Anyways, I'm currently stuck in town at Chase Bank, where I am taking advantage of some free Wi-Fi from a little restaurant called Bay-Burger. It surprises me how many people are here right now because it's usually pretty quiet around here. But in other places near me there's some pretty big stuff going on. There was an arson/suspected murder not very far from me, and the crime rate in general is going up it seems. Seriously, what is this world coming to? (Feel free to comment about recent crimes in your town/around your town. I actually care to know this kind of stuff.)
Now on to one of the biggest things of a teenage boys life: video games!
I myself aren't really a video game kind of guy, but I do play some of them (I recently got into Minecraft). Now before you jump to any conclusions, I don't play Black-Ops or war games. They just don't interest me. But there are a lot of guys around my school that are completely obsessed with it and play it 24/7. I just don't get how you can play a video game all the time. I understand that you like the game, but that doesn't mean that you can't take a break from it and go outside, read a book, or maybe even get a job. And if you do decide to get a job you can start saving money for college, and if you must, take a little bit of your pay and put it into a gaming fund. I will admit that I've stayed up pretty late playing video games, but I don't do it ALLLLL the time!
I just realize that that entire paragraph is a rant...
I hope I didn't offend anybody...
How about a joke to cheer the people that I did offend up?
My parents and I recently took a trip down state to see my grandparents. My mom almost always goes a little fast to get there in a shorter time. Usually somewhere between 80-89 mph. And for some reason there were a lot of police out. So every time my mom would see one she'd attempt to slow down, in vain of course, and apparently they weren't paying any attention because none of them noticed how fast she was going. So my mom kept chugging along at her usual speed, and then finally one saw how fast she was going and flipped on his siren. My mom pulled over and the policeman walked up to her window and said. "Ma'm, do you know how fast you were going?" And my mother replied, "Yes. I suppose you're going to give a ticket to one of your Policeman Balls?" And the officer said, "Ma'm, we policemen don't have balls." So my mother said, "Oh. Really now?" That's when the policeman said, "Slow down, have a nice day.", and walked away.
What'd ya think of today's blog? How about they lengthy joke? Comment below and check my blog daily for more jokes and thoughts. Also tell me about some crimes in your town or maybe a celebrity scandal or maybe even a local scandal in your town.
I just realize that that entire paragraph is a rant...
I hope I didn't offend anybody...
How about a joke to cheer the people that I did offend up?
My parents and I recently took a trip down state to see my grandparents. My mom almost always goes a little fast to get there in a shorter time. Usually somewhere between 80-89 mph. And for some reason there were a lot of police out. So every time my mom would see one she'd attempt to slow down, in vain of course, and apparently they weren't paying any attention because none of them noticed how fast she was going. So my mom kept chugging along at her usual speed, and then finally one saw how fast she was going and flipped on his siren. My mom pulled over and the policeman walked up to her window and said. "Ma'm, do you know how fast you were going?" And my mother replied, "Yes. I suppose you're going to give a ticket to one of your Policeman Balls?" And the officer said, "Ma'm, we policemen don't have balls." So my mother said, "Oh. Really now?" That's when the policeman said, "Slow down, have a nice day.", and walked away.
What'd ya think of today's blog? How about they lengthy joke? Comment below and check my blog daily for more jokes and thoughts. Also tell me about some crimes in your town or maybe a celebrity scandal or maybe even a local scandal in your town.
